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Donkey Sauce For Your Soul: Guy Fieri Gets Into A Slap Fight With His...
This morning, I woke up to the most terrifying, horrific headline that made me almost let go of the empty bottle of red wine I spoon with and jump out of bed to rent a U-Haul, drive to Trader Joe’s...
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Would You Hit It?
Guy Fieri, America’s culinary master who looks like a wart hog that was violently attacked by an albino porcupine, opened up one of his gourmet wonderland emporiums in Las Vegas, which is pretty...
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Guy Fieri Married 101 Same-Sex Couples This Weekend In Florida
If you know anyone who works at Webster’s, do them a favor and send some dinner over to their office tonight; I have a feeling they’re going to be putting in some extra hours after this story broke...
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And Now Anthony Bourdain Will Drag Douchey Porcupine Guy Fieri
I will never ever forgive Anthony Bourdain for calling Royal Academy of Arts-trained tablescape artist and drunk angel Sandra Lee “pure evil” and the “hell spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker.” The...
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Guy Fieri Is Sick Of Anthony Bourdain Constantly Talking Shit
One of Anthony Bourdain’s signature dishes is shit-talking soufflé, which many people can’t get enough of and wants several servings of. Anthony regularly trashes TV cooks from Paula Deen to Rachael...
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Guy Fieri’s Times Square Culinary Mecca Is Closing
People always say Conde Nast shut down Gourmet Magazine because readership was low, and it was an elitist magazine at a time when the financial crisis had everyone worried about more important things...
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Donkey Sauce For Your Soul: Guy Fieri Gets Into A Slap Fight With His...
This morning, I woke up to the most terrifying, horrific headline that made me almost let go of the empty bottle of red wine I spoon with and jump out of bed to rent a U-Haul, drive to Trader Joe’s...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Would You Hit It?
Guy Fieri, America’s culinary master who looks like a wart hog that was violently attacked by an albino porcupine, opened up one of his gourmet wonderland emporiums in Las Vegas, which is pretty...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Guy Fieri Married 101 Same-Sex Couples This Weekend In Florida
If you know anyone who works at Webster’s, do them a favor and send some dinner over to their office tonight; I have a feeling they’re going to be putting in some extra hours after this story broke...
View ArticleClik here to view.
And Now Anthony Bourdain Will Drag Douchey Porcupine Guy Fieri
I will never ever forgive Anthony Bourdain for calling Royal Academy of Arts-trained tablescape artist and drunk angel Sandra Lee “pure evil” and the “hell spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker.” The...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Guy Fieri Is Sick Of Anthony Bourdain Constantly Talking Shit
One of Anthony Bourdain’s signature dishes is shit-talking soufflé, which many people can’t get enough of and wants several servings of. Anthony regularly trashes TV cooks from Paula Deen to Rachael...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Guy Fieri’s Times Square Culinary Mecca Is Closing
People always say Conde Nast shut down Gourmet Magazine because readership was low, and it was an elitist magazine at a time when the financial crisis had everyone worried about more important things...
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Guy Fieri Offers To Make Radioactive Ribs For The Area 51 Raid
Unless you live under a rock or don’t have THAT crazy family member texting endlessly about government conspiracies, then you’ve probably heard of Storm Area 51. Which is basically a bunch alien...
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There’s A Petition To Rename Columbus, Ohio “Flavortown” In Honor Of Guy Fieri
Columbus, Ohio. It’s the capital city of Ohio, aaaand… welp, that’s where my knowledge ends (and real talk, I had to look up the “capital city” part). But the city is making headlines because of one...
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Bobby Flay Reportedly Wanted A $100 Million Contract With Food Network
Bobby Flay recently broke up with Food Network, where he’d been a staple with tons of shows on the network since he started there in 1996. But sadly the good times didn’t last, and it was reported...
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Open Post: Hosted By Guy Fieri Agreeing To Officiate Kristen Stewart’s Wedding
Kristen Stewart recently announced that she’s engaged to her girlfriend of two years, Dylan Meyer, who proposed to Kristen just before putting a vampire baby in her womb which ate her from the inside...
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The Super Bowl Commercials Targeted A New Generation Of Old Folks
I only realized it was Super Bowl Sunday when I went to Home Depot and the Garden Center was the only section seeing any action. The moment I realized I shouted “MOVE BITCH, I’M MISSING MY...
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Open Post: Hosted By Guy Fieri’s Parody Of Taylor Swift’s “Midnights” Album...
Taylor Swift’s new album Midnights is out, much to the chagrin of John Mayer and ex-boyfriends of Swifties everywhere. It’s a great time to be a Taylor stan, but for those of you who are less pumpkin...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For Tom Brady’s Passion Project “80 For...
I don’t know why it happened, I don’t know how it happened. Similarly, I don’t know what it’s for, and I don’t know who it’s for. Nor do I know when it happened, or, after having watched the trailer,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Already Working On Making 2023 Better For...
I just knew Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda were gonna try to pull Dolly Parton into this mess! And here we are. Consequences of Sound reports that Dolly’s going to contribute to a song on the soundtrack...
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